May 2013
zfitzgerald:
I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.
ok kitty time for bed...
sofitina:
Pretty sure this is what my cat thinks every time I try to calm him down because it’s late and I need sleep.
epiicer:
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
iguanamouth:
iguanamouth:
w hat do snakes use for protection
ANACONDOMS!!!!!