September 2011
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Sep 27th
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Dear Curious Child and Concerned Parent,
I am sorry if you happened to glance into my trunk as I was putting groceries away…Judging by the perplexed look on your faces and the quick manner in which you looked away and pulled your child along with you, I’m assuming you did. I just wanted to say that despite the unusual amount of wigs, Victoria’s Secret bags and pairs of shoes you might have seen - I am not a stripper, nor am I a call...
Sep 26th
Oh Tumblr I missed you!!
I’m sorry I’ve been gone..Did you miss me as much as I missed you!!!
Sep 26th
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When I'm trying to read.
Me all into my book: And Tumblr is across the room like: I look at it like: And my books like: But Tumblr is distracting me like: By then my books holding me back like: But in the end I break loose like: And Tumblr and I are like: And my book’s like: And I’m when I’m done I’m like: But my book is all: More Funny Posts Here More like when I’m trying to study X_X
Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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OH TUMBLR I MISSED YOU
So I have literally been either dying or going through male puberty for the last few days…It’s like I went from me, to Justin Bieber, to Ariel, to Kat Von D… I’m pretty sure some of the people in my class now think I’m trans because of my particularly manish voice today x_X I’m still not feeling entirely up to par, but I am at least able to get on the...
Sep 20th
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For You: BSI :)
acidbathory: OMG My Gryffindork made this for me!!!! <3 <3 <3 @acidbathory — you’re amazing!!!!
Sep 18th
Sep 17th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 13th
When you go out with your friends and they're all...
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Sep 13th
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That moment when you have so much shit to do that...
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Today, I changed my name in my dad's phone to...
most-awkward-moments: He was like Priceless. Awkward central.
Sep 12th
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Doing a sexy pose
Expectation: Reality: Click Here For More Funny Posts
Sep 12th
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Reblog if ever you did this when you were little.
you will start the process like this and then end up like this Click Here For More Funny Posts
Sep 12th
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Sep 11th
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ListenI know I have a peculiar obsession with villains...
Sep 10th
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Sep 10th
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How I feel after I take a nap
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Sep 10th
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Sep 10th
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Sep 10th
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When people criticize your obsession with...
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Sep 8th
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Ok Tumblr..
Let me just say Yeah. That pretty much describes my day yesterday. Now, my lovelies, I was going to tell you about the time I inadvertently told some guy’s girlfriend that he was hot — but that will just have to wait. So yesterday, I was already kindof “meh” because I had to start one of my research and theory classes - something that will in the long run help me out with my thesis, but...
Sep 7th
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When your friend is upset…
a-blog-for-laughs: And you make stupid faces like   And they’re all like  
Sep 4th
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Really Husband? Really?
Of all the songs for you to walk in on while I’m putting my make up on/doing my getting ready routine   It had to be the one Miley Cirus song I have… But you know what? PARTY IN THE USA BABY!
Sep 3rd
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Sep 3rd
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